British
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy. (Chips yes, fish... no.)
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. (That has eggs and tomatoes. ew.)
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 4 SURPRISE SURPRISE.

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes always swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something
Total: Free

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs. (DOES AMORE COUNT, I THINK IT COUNTS, WELL IT DOES NOW)
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[ ] You are under 5'10''.
[ ] You know what a Italian horn is
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands
Total: Tooooo

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some. (The very. Bare. Minimum.)
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. (... that came from spain? WHY SPAINARDS, WHY)
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: hurr durr TOOOOO AGAIN

Russian
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha. (MAH WOMUN)
[ ] You get cold easily.
[ ] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: Thre--I AM HEAVY WEAPONS GUY

Irish
[x] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St.Patty's day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family gettogethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: Fourrrrr CALL ME PADDY MCBEARSON

African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken. (RACISIM AHOY)
[ ] You like watermelon. (DITTO)
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: one LOL

Asian
[ ] You have slanted/small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: ZERO. Sad sad lack of asia~

German
[x] You like bread.
[ ] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You Speak some German. (GESUNDHEIT, DUNKOFF, ACHTUNG)
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You find it stupid when people call you a nazi
[x] You went to pre-school.
[ ] You're not very tall.
[ ] When people annoy you, you scream at them in German. (This would be amusing to see.)
Total: FORRRRRRR

Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[x] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh. (HOW ABOOT THAT, EH BUDDEH?)
[x] You know what poutine is. (I swear this is an irish thing)
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.
Total: Eh buddeh, two eh?

American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[ ] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at Walmart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: Buggernuts, that was bollocks.

I THINK THIS QUIZ IS VERY VERY SILLY.
YOU MAY ALL GO HOME NOW.